I’m going to hibernate this winter in the kitchen. I’ve been
cooking up a storm lately, because I’ve decided homemade gifts are so much more
thoughtful. And fun. And Instagrammable, because you can be all like, “#DIY
#SundayFunday #Homemade #WifeyMaterial,” and such when you are crafting up a
storm. People will be jealous of your artsy nature, they will compare
themselves to you and feel inadequate, and really, that’s the spirit of the
season, oui?
Anyway. You know what’s more fun that making people jealous?
The spirits of the season! See what I
did there? We’re talking booze now, folks. The other things that is fun is
being alone and having everybody leave you be, which hardly ever happens in
this season of giving. But you can host a 5 à 7, (Cinq à Sept-French because we’re fancy
here) and then you can enjoy cocktails with a few people, for only two hours,
and then everyone leaves and you can drink red wine with your sister and watch
E.R. on the couch for the rest of the night. And really, THAT’S the spirit of
the season.
If you are hosting one of these delightfully time sensitive
events, you will need to feed people. But again, only snacks! Because then
they’ll go home and eat their own food and you don’t have to spend the entire
day in the kitchen slinging fowl from fridge to oven to dinner table. It’s a win-win, and if I have to hear you
tell your saccharine engagement story (“And
I was totally not expecting it, it was just this small box under the tree, but
he told me it was a guitar pick, and I totally believed him!”) one more
effing time, I’m going to do it while guzzling lavender-rosewater syrup
cocktails and stuffing my face with homemade pâté.
A cheese plate is essential. You’ve got to show your
individuality through a cheese plate. Are you an Edam host? Perhaps you’re more
of a Cambozola-type. Is a Baked Brie too #basic now? Can a burrata
elevate you to the next level? (Just for the record, absolutely). Join Kelly
and I below as we discuss in our very first #GRWM video! Kelly covers the
basics of drinks pairing, and I mostly chat about plates.
Whatever your plans are this holiday season, best wishes
from the LadyGirls!
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