If you own a food television network, you are aware of this
dichotomy. You then might be likely to
fill your network slots with either food competition shows, or shows featuring
home cooking which promises to offer food in thirty minutes or less. Today I
watched an episode with a woman who lives on a ranch and has a best friend
named “Hyacinth”. She was going on a
road trip with her two daughters, and therefore her husband couldn’t be trusted
to then feed their other two children without supervision. She made a bulk
amount of breakfast burritos, with 24 (TWENTY-FOUR!) eggs, cream, bacon AND
sausage, cheese, and a pepper or two. She also pre-grated cheese for the
burritos, lest someone have to shred cheese all by themselves. Then she says,
“I also got whole wheat tortillas, so it’s a little healthier!” OH WELL THEN.
Not trusting her husband to then assay said burritos might
be served hot, rather than directly from the fridge, she wrote instructions on
how to heat up the burritos on a post-it note, and then stuck it ON the
Tupperware. Guess what it said? “Put eggs in the microwave. Heat until hot.
Warm tortilla in the microwave. Warm. Wrap with cheese and salsa.” She also
made pasta with sauce for her husband to serve for dinner. These also received
heating instructions, stuck to the container. Somewhat more complex, these
said, “Top pasta with sauce. Heat for two minutes (or until hot.)” Two steps,
one post-it. As soon as she got in her big, red, shiny pickup, guess what her
husband served their boys? The handmade ice cream sandwiches she had prepared
for dessert. Granted, those did not come with instructions so were considerably
less intimidating, likely.
This is not to say that easy food cannot be healthy- it can
be. It can even be flavourful! Take for example the tequila-lime
shrimp I made for my sister’s birthday last weekend. This was so easy, and
they were a huge hit. (Much more of a hit than the boozy caipirinhas I made.)
Start with a pound of peeled, raw shrimp. Marinate them in a
bar or a bowl with a quarter cup of olive oil, two teaspoons (or more) of
tequila, juice of two limes, a hefty scoop of cumin, a hefty scoop of cayenne,
and some minced/pureed garlic. Let them marinate for 1-4 hours, then put them
on skewers. Grill for three minutes a side, and then top with chiffonaded fresh mint.
Serve hot. Never microwave. Also, never
trust someone named “Hyacinth”.
Let us know your favourite healthy and easy dish in comments
below!
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